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Off with His Head is a detective novel by Ngaio Marsh; it is the nineteenth novel to feature Roderick Alleyn. It was first published in the USA by Little, Brown of Boston in 1956, under the title Death of a Fool, and in the UK by Collins in 1957.

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Mark Rory Logan is a former British politician. He served as a Conservative Member of Parliament (MP) for Bolton North East between 2019 and 2024, although he has since left the Conservatives and joined the Labour Party.

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