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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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Walter Lockhart Gordon was a Canadian accountant, businessman, politician, and writer.
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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